The Idiot Test Scoring: 21 Correct - Genius 17 Correct - Above Normal 15 Correct - Normal 8 Correct - Nincompoop 6 Correct - Moron 3 Correct - Idiot Questions:...
Mallett, Donald B
donald.mallett@...
Mar 4, 2007 8:22 am
9221
Truths About Life Some truths about life that children have learned: No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. When your Mom is mad at your Dad,...
Mallett, Donald B
donald.mallett@...
Mar 4, 2007 8:35 am
9222
Female Bashing How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up...
Mallett, Donald B
donald.mallett@...
Mar 4, 2007 8:37 am
9223
IDIOT SIGHINGS ... I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the ...
Mallett, Donald B
donald.mallett@...
Mar 4, 2007 8:38 am
9224
A BAD DAY AT WORK If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad...
Mallett, Donald B
donald.mallett@...
Mar 4, 2007 8:38 am
9225
Just seeing if the 7.1.0.9 upgrade sponsor version is working ;-) Bob...
INTERESTING OBSERVATION 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING 3. The sport...
Mallett, Donald B
donald.mallett@...
Mar 5, 2007 12:22 pm
9227
Some baseball humor for you. A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to...
Mallett, Donald B
donald.mallett@...
Mar 5, 2007 12:29 pm
9228
Working here! -- *------------------------------Y2KOTA------------------------------* Don Mallett Y2K QC 4.7L Auto SLT+ 4x2 http://www.y2kota.us *-----I'm not...
could someone help me? i have a problem. i have to use my wife's pontiac grand am now b/c my uncareing brother overheated my truck and cracked the heads. i own...
One of my logins at work lapsed, so I have to get a new password. Here's the requirements: "Your new password must be 8 characters long and contain at least ...
Welcome to my Hell. I'm a consultant with IBM, I have 10 separate ids for IBM, 29 ids for the Honeywell account I support, 15 ids for ING which I very...
... Hope that's an encrypted spreadsheet - otherwise I know the first place I'm going when I hax0r you ;-) I use a really snazzy program called Password Wallet...
... [...] That's silly. If it were encrypted, then you'd need a password to access it, but since all the passwords are in the spreadsheet you'd never be able...
... I've taken to keeping all my work passwords in a spreadsheet as well, stored on a TrueCrypt volume. I'm gonna miss TrueCrypt when I get my next computer....
... I, for one, welcome our new Sarbanes-Oxley overlords. I guarantee that 75% of the company violates that "don't write passwords down." My favorite...
I was thinking the same thing about the password file. I'm paranoid about storing passwords anywhere, but with a huge number of accounts like Walt's, it would...
Pindell, Tim P
tpindell@...
Mar 22, 2007 1:10 pm
9241
I wish SarbOx applied to us as a private college. That way we could tighten things up a bit and have good cover. Unfortunately, smaller private institutions...
Pindell, Tim P
tpindell@...
Mar 22, 2007 1:54 pm
9242
... SOX only applies to entities under the watch of the SEC. You can (and should) still tighten things up though, without SOX over your head. Enforcing some...
Yep, your right. It's right next to the link labeled "Walt's bank, credit card and financial account ids and pins" and above the link "Private photos Walt...
Yea, I have a database in my Bogus Notes that does the same but it's slow as hell and just easier to use an encrypted spreadsheet. It was just too much of a...
... Don;t even get me started about Sarbanes-Oxley. I'm constantly answering audit requests. ... Yea, there's one of those on every site. Unfortunately, I...
... I've had good luck with this: http://www.identicentric.com/products/strip/index.html I like the automatic generator feature. For Jayson's original ...
So, another annoyance around here. At the staff meeting this morning it was mentioned that we were getting an electrician in to examin why the break room was...
... Guaranteed its either the early switch to Daylight Saving Time or Global Warming. 50/50 shot. I'm not sure why you bothered to list the equipment in the...
